Friday, July 30, 2010

Finally, An Offer

We finally got an offer on the condo. Its not nearly what we hoped for, but I think we may take it anyway. Its a buyer's market out there and the buyer is fully qualified. Our realtor has another open house scheduled for Sunday. We're having a cleaning crew out Friday to spiff up the place. We found out the opinion of other realtors was that our place didn't show well.
Neither Sandra or I think the housing is going to bounce back any time soon. We're thinking 5 years at least. So this may be our best shot at selling with some equity left.

Did I Mention I Like Fishnets?

And boobs too!

I LIke Fishnets

This Kills Me

This Kills Me

I love it when I get to use their own words when I attack the Bible and Gaaaawd.

I'm Not Sure

I'm not sure what this has to do with the USSR, but I'll put it up on the blog for my pal Meesha.

Be Careful

This is Anna. She's pretty good looking. And she's a spy. For Russia. She's currently under house arrest for exporting to Russia military grade rifle scopes. So, be careful who you run into at the beach.

Dee Snyder Is My Hero



Here's a clip of Dee Snyder maddogging the Gores. (In full disclosure I have to say that Sandra is a Gore and is related to Al.) I always thought that Tipper's PMRC was against the 1st Amendment. When diverse talent like John Denver and Donny Osmond to Dee Snyder and Judas Priest are standing up for the Constitution, where's our soon to be (at the time) VP? Hiding behind Tipper's coattails.
I'll add that I've seen Twisted Sister live and remember them putting on a good show. IIRC, it was in San Jose with Y&T.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

This Is Cool

This Kills Me

Boy if I had a "smite" button on my computer it would be the most used key on the keyboard.

The Glory

Here's a pic of the glorious Flying Spagetti Monster at a parade in Seattle recently. I proudly proclaim to be a Pastafarian.

This Kills Me

Jack Tatum Passes

It was in the paper this morning that Jack Tatum passed away at 61 years old. Here's my take from when Darryl Stingley passed away a few years ago. It rings just as true today as it did a few years ago.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

This Is A Cool Photoshop

Look at the picture and story on the front of the paper. Here's someone with a little imagination.

Battle Of The Bumper Stickers


Modern Art

I too do not understand the concept, but I do like pics of pretty women.

This Kills Me

For Chico

Grant sent me the two doormat pics.

This Is Me

I've got this to the right of the posts, but I've never seen it on a bumper sticker before. I'll gladly put this on my car.

This Kills Me

I Want This

I'm Hoping

Actually, I'm hoping the ever yummy Lucy Pinder comes over to help on Saturday dressed like this.

Great Back Work

You don't see too many gals with this much back work. Its a shame that she's not naked so we could see all her artwork.

Why?

You must have wanted a tattoo just to get one.

This Kills Me

Patriotic Wedding Gown

I guess if you get married on the 4th of July this wouldn't be a bad dress.

Probably Not

We're having some house cleaners come by Saturday to help improve how our condo shows. I hope they're dressed like this, but probably not.

A Waste

Horrible tattoos on perfectly good breasts.

I'd Go More Often

If gals looked like this when they went bowling.

What Kind Of A Shirt Is This?

I don't get it.

This IS A Fail

Look at the shell, its for pet cremation and they have a bbq. Jesus.

This Kills Me

I think they're really sexually supressed in Pakistan.

Angry Kermit

This Is Funny



I poached this from BEAJ. Its not bad and worth your three minutes.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Your Weekly Thanks To Grant

Remember, at least a minute a day for good health.

A New Follower

Welcome to my newest follower from Indonesia, Mokhamad.

Sexy Body Paint

This Is Risky

The gal on the back has a nice shape and sexy legs. Sadly, that pretty skin will rub off in a hurry if they go down. But, I'll admit to riding the scooter to work in short pants and a short sleeve shirt. But, not too often.

This Kills Me

Arty Nudes Of The Week

I can't really go to the nude beach. Not because I have a sudden attack of modesty, but what beach has shade to sit in? I'm way too pale to just sit in the sun. That's one reason I like Desert Sun so much, they have shade to sit in so I don't burn my whitest parts.

Yeah, This Is The Answer

Interesting Tattoo Work

A Nice Picture

I can't think of a single person I know that wears vinyl clothing. But it looks pretty sexy on this gal.

This Kills Me

One For The Ladies

I wonder if his penis is painted.

This Kills Me

Ma Said I Should Have Been A Farmer

I'd hire a gardner if she came out dressed like this.

A Disappointing Movie

Sandra and I were lying on the bed Sunday and she decided to on demand a movie. OK, she picks terrible movies and I'm not much better at it. When The Runaways came out, I wanted to see it, but we didn't make it to the movie house in time. So, for $4.99 we watched it. And let me tell you, it sucked big balls. You would think they would play more than one song in the film, but Cherry Bomb was it. And the soundtrack had a Wanda Jackson song. (though I couldn't remember her name and had to wait for the credits to see who sang the song I recognized)
There was hardly a plot and the gal who played Lita Ford hardly had three lines. I think I would have enjoyed it if I had smoked a fat one first. If you haven't seen it, don't bother.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Before Taking Your Picture...

always check the background.

Candy Ass

When I worked at the Daily Review, my weekend boss was Bob B. I ended up marrying his sister, Marie. Anyway, he was pretty pompous and we all called him "The Candyass." This pic reminded me of that.

This Is Interesting

Click on this chart to make it more readable. It tells you how you're related to others. I always wondered what "once removed" meant and I was able to figure it out.

Invisible Friends

This Kills Me Too.

Truth

This kills me if it wasn't so true.

This Kills Me

Well No Shit

Sorry, but topless men just don't do it for me.